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cyber hipster

A person that has known and or used technical devices or websites before it was mainstream or known in general. A cyber hipster always tries to be the first one who uses this tech or software. The person doesn't need to be a hipster IRL.
Person 1:'Have you heard of this big youtuber?'
Cyber hipster:'Dude, i know him since he had like 5k subscribers!'

Cyber hipster:'I played Minecraft when it was still called cavegame'
Other person: 'That dude is such a cyber hipster'

Cyber hipster:'I had a smartphone way before it was mainstream'
by Grumpy Demus December 13, 2016
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Hippie-Hipster-Hybrid

An individual who holds both the characterisitcs of a hippie and a hipster

Often possess the hippie core belief set of peace, love, non-violence, non-showering, non- 9-to-5.

Like your average hipster, their sense of identity is largely due to their membership in the unique, underground, indie culture (music and otherwise).

They also tend to identify with rock movements,poets, artists, and writers from the 60s

However, they're not likely to be as attuned to contemporary music, or identify with ironic hip-hop acts.

More deliberate sense of fashion, non-fashion, un-fashion, in-fashion, or clashion, then avg hippie. Less deliberate than hipster.

Does not only where second-hand items.

Their style is more deliberate than that of an authentic hippie, but more effortless than that of a hipster, whose style is more forced.

They're more likely to tend towards hippie drugs such as LSD, Marijuana, Or Magic Mushrooms. However, most hippie-hipster-hybrids are no stranger to cocaine or mdma either.

Differ from the avg hipster in that the HHH is more likely to be found doing jobs like tree-planting across Canada, as opposed to working at their local hipster coffee joint. They're also more likely to be truly unshowered/unkempt rather than just feigning this.
They will likely where little-to-no makeup.

Even if they're feigning their unkemptness it, they do it with skill and expertise so as to fool even the keenest eyes.
"Liz has facebook! I never would have guessed! Let's creep her! What's doing this summer?"

"Yeah but she never updates it. She's tree-planting again - says it's hard work but she loves the memories."

"Figures. God she is gorgeous. I love her style."

"Yeah. I love her perpetual bed-head, she doesn't even wear makeup. Jealous."

"I wish I could be a hippie like her."

"I'd say she's more of a hipster, that shirt and belt are definitely from Urban Outfitters."

"Right. But look at her in this pic from Shambala, and she definitely wore that same shirt like all weekend."

"True... I guess she's a hippie...

"....hipster..."

Both: "Hippie-Hipster-Hybrid!"
by theshlaay May 10, 2019
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business hipster

A person who over values businesses that go against mainstream trends, thought and opinion. See also: Jon Passmore.
You prefer graphene businesses to tried-and-tested engineering businesses? You're such a business hipster.
by fxrge April 26, 2022
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The bearded hipster

When you squirt ranch up a guys ass then he farts it back into your newly acquired beard.
after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.
by Fred the babykiller February 12, 2015
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hipster

a male or female that feels all attention should be directed at him/her. He wears ridiculous clothing that screams "Look at me!" The males often hit on girls that have boyfriends relentlessly until they get their way. In other words, hipsters are girlfriend stealers. They also listen to alternative music. Only. They are perhaps the most closed-minded beings on the face of the earth. When standing in a group they are usually the most obnoxious and loud ones there. Often, a hipster plays a musical instrument. But they only play the songs that are alternative (naturally). If a song is released by their favorite band and becomes popular, they refuse to listen to it because everyone else is. The common word for a song like this is mainstream. An antonym for mainstream is underground.
That guy is such a hipster, he gelled his hair to look like a member of his favorite alternative band.
by Uh........... November 23, 2011
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Hipster Doodle

Intentionally poor handwritten type, or child like drawings, spawned from the ironic, high-brow and self important counter culture referred to as 'the hipsters'. Predictably used for t-shirt art, album covers of indy bands, quirky movies and TV-shows
The handwritten type used for the movie "Where the wild things are", "Juno" etc.

The child-like or intentionally poor drawings used for bands like "Radiohead", "Animal Collective" etc.

Its all hipster doodle.
by Lap Flounder June 29, 2011
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Hipster

A person who shows how different and unique they are by looking and acting exactly like everyone else who thinks they're unique or different.
"I wanna be different, so I'm gonna grow a beard, get big glasses, wear ugly sweaters and play in a jam band - so I can be like everyone else who wants to be different!"

"That guy is such a Hipster."
by TheOneAndOnlySHASHA February 26, 2013
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