Greasy grippers

Hands, generally those that are particularly greasy, sweaty, or generally slimy.

Don’t even think about touching my hair with your greasy grippers

by Rock bipity bottom June 21, 2022

Gorilla Grip Asshole

When a person that ryhmes with narlos has an asshole sooooo grippy that it can break an actual hand when he/they gets fisted

Person 1: Yo Narlos you have a gorilla grip asshole that just broke my hand when i fisted it last night

Narlos 2: hehe sorry it does that sometimes

Person 1: your gorilla grip asshole is so FUCKIN TROJAN

by NARLOS July 9, 2022

Grass grippers

Noun- A human with lower region limbs that claw at grass

"Oh my god"
"What?"
"LOOK AT THOSE MASSIVE GRASS GRIPPERS THAT PERSON HAS!"

by I eat your toes for breakfast July 20, 2022

alligator grip

When someone has the suction similar to the mouth of an alligator when giving head, this is called alligator grip. Similar to gorilla grip

1: How was that head last night?
2: Amazing!!! She sucked so hard she had that alligator grip!!!

by user_50067993 June 16, 2023

o shit grip

The handles located in a vehicle that you grasp, usually while proclaiming "O SHIT!" at the top of your lungs. Whether or not there is actually any impending danger is irrelevant.

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads. Grab the O Shit Grip and hang on!

by Jim Broni January 14, 2019

Macaroni 3000 grip trick

when the vagina is locking against the penis tightly

RJ: Man I asked Becky to do the macaroni 3000 grip trick on me and she did it bro I’m in love now

by kenjiitai October 20, 2019

Unga Bunga grip

Holding a utensil (for eating or writing), or any other long object (flashlight for example) tightly clenched in your fist.

He held his fork and knife with that Unga Bunga grip.

by -Willowpop09- June 4, 2022