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government flu

Another name for COVID-19, popular among Republicans
"Mom tested positive for the government flu yesterday."
by deSuperNoodle March 2, 2022
mugGet the government flumug.

Government administration

Paying vulnerable sector persons a 1800 era wage on odsp
This government administration gave me 27 months to live.
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
mugGet the Government administrationmug.

Shadow government

Oh boy I wonder who THAT could possibly be!? Oh! Wait! The church! The religious institutions!
A retard "But I'm religious! The church can't be a shadow government!"

Hym "So... They aren't an unelected body that influences politicians and billionaires and millionaires and every other kind of 'aire' to shape public policy and perception to control the behavior of the people in out country? It's not direct and/or indirect control of people's moral framework, is it? Like, you don't have millions of people who have ceded (entirely) their personal morality and their own claim to shape the moral landscape to an overarching body of authority and they're not going to act in accordance with that authority, indefinitely, are they? Because that SOUNDS like a shadow government to me!"

A different retard "It's not the religion! It's the nationalism and fundamentalism (taking the religion literally, like, actually believing the shit makes it "fundamentalism" and is, therefore, the bad kind of religion)!"

Hym "And what's difference nationalism and religion? You're either on the side of God or you're not. ("I mEaNt ThE cOuNtRy!" She interjects) It's a 'religious country.' The religion IS the country. What's the difference between the fundamentalism and religion? You're either doing what the religion or you're not! What would religious on-fundamentalism look like? It's religion but instead of doing what's in the religion they just do something else... THAT'S religious non-fundamentalism. It doesn't even make sense."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
mugGet the Shadow governmentmug.

government

Mister secret the king of secrets controls people when it wants all around the world does what people say lies about everything
Yo let’s raid Area 51

Yo chill the government is watching
by Mister I don’t know July 30, 2019
mugGet the governmentmug.

Government

A system which we the people have socially accepted to take our well earned money and spend it on politicians or in other words a waste of your time
You: Hey Fred how’s it hanging?

Fred: Not well the Government took half my paycheck
by Libertarian113 May 5, 2020
mugGet the Governmentmug.

Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.
I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.
by Voxicles May 23, 2023
mugGet the Government Issued Jetskimug.

Quasi Government movement

A movement that seeks to promote the formation of any number of governments within a government that would take care of peoples needs such as education,derence, medical care etc.
In the eyes of the host government it would not be considered ligit.
There are many drug dealers in the movement who wish to set up drug cartels as Quasi governments because it is better to have people to suport them and that is one way to do it.
by Judge dredd7 September 30, 2011
mugGet the Quasi Government movementmug.

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