gnomes vs knights

CRAWLY runs around his local H&M In, Warsaw, Poland battling knights in a roleplay and fun-filled passion.

Who is better, Gnomes vs Knights?

by Crypso-Z67R July 21, 2024

Gnoming

The act of popping up at someone's garden wall during coronavirus lock down to say 'hi'! Keeping correct social distance and obviously only when out exercising 😜

We went 'gnoming' at my sisters today

by Toffygirl April 18, 2020

Gnome

Millions wear the hat

I was out gnome hunting with the boys (we have autism)

by Gnome hunter April 28, 2023

gnome skin

The skin between your scrotum and anus. Also known as the gooch.

Dude, my gnome skin is so hairy! I need to trim it.

by Sesushefseb June 17, 2017

Gnome it out

When you're coming to the end of a long day and you just can't fuck with life anymore, you just gnome it all out.

You're being a bit of a shitter, mate. I think you should take some time and gnome it out.

by Bofa D. Snuts December 11, 2021

Red Gnome

The belief that Communist Sympathizers are watching your every move whilst you're in your garden, or in more sinister cases, implanting microchips into your garden gnomes.

"There's a Red Gnome watching me in my garden!"

"My Gnome's gone red!"

by canart October 25, 2019

Closet Gnome

NOUN: A little man who hides in dark spaces and jumps out at you then runs away and disappears

Person 1: “Oh my god. A little man just scared me”

Person 2: “was it a Closet Gnome?”

Person 1: “I think so..”

by NovaRoSe December 22, 2022