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critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter
even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.
by PicklezMcNasty July 1, 2014
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Glitter Girl

selfish, rude, annoying, love make-up and glitter, and "populer"
Normal human: hi-
Glitter Girl: Stop hating

Normal human: what i wasn't even talking to you-
Glitter Girl: dont lie because you know that im better then you
Normal human: that makes no- omg you such a GLITTER GIRL
by made be trees are alive September 8, 2022
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Glitter squirrel

A college aged to mid twenties girl who posts sexy instagram mirror selfies, goes out with "The Squad" 4 nights a week and survives solely off drinks and meals bought by tipsy, love-drunk onlookers.
(person 1) The Glitter Squirrels wanna go out tonight, you in?
(person 2) So we can go to the country bar while they blackout on fireball shots from local off-duty police officers? Nah I'm good.

(person 1) Damn glitter squirrels.
by crillis88 July 15, 2018
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Glittering Shitfuck

Someone who is excessively self-absorbed and enamored with their perceived brilliance or success, to the point where they are unable to recognize or acknowledge their own shortcomings or failures.

This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.

A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
And he said that.....?
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!

The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.

After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
by Parnate March 8, 2024
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Glitter Party

A party where a bunch of girls get together for no reason just to have fun.

(kinda like a girls day out but that's so last century so it's called a glitter party)
Annie and Darla are having a glitter party this weekend at the mall.
by FlutteryBMW November 30, 2017
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Glitterate

All things glitter and sparkles. To decorate something with typically an excess of glitter.

Could also refer to a state of mind, like smashing a goal but with lots of pizzaz, glitz and glamour.
Time to glitterate this Christmas ball!!!
by KatGov April 19, 2023
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Glitter cricket

Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.
Dont be a fucking glitter cricket..
by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020
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