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Get Yoinked

A more friendly way of saying “get rekt”

The equivalent of saying “What in tarnation” instead of “what the fuck
“Please don’t shoot me!” Said the stranger, being cornered into an ally by a robber.

Suddenly Spider-Man shows up and stabs the man to death, uttering the words, “Get Yoinked”
by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019
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get turtle

attempting to secretly grab, nudge, or poke a man's penis while he is not looking. This is typically done as sexual flirting or provocation, and is not to be confused with a "dick check" that frat brothers typically distribute as a joke to inflict pain.
While we were at the Pride Parade, this guy came up and rubbed Eddie's leg. He was totally trying to get turtle.
by Padge1982 September 7, 2010
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get ashed

1. when someone makes a garbage ass dumbass joke and no one laughs
2. when you text in a group chat and no one answers
When you're having a normal conversation and someone says something random u say this phrase
ex:

"hey whats up Daniel!"

"hey whats up Minwoo"
"Goch"
"..."
"yea ok buddy get ashed"

":0"
by Boarhunter203 August 16, 2019
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get swiped

To roast and or to steal from a person
by THEREALSTEVEIRWIN April 26, 2017
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GET NOSCOPED

The most legendary gamer term of all time, tased on for generations from our fathers and his fathers before him... This term is the most sought after, epic, and boss term of all time. Having the honor to use this is beyond none other. The shiver that runs up your spine lets you know, that you just hit that shot, you were recording, and your friends were watching you. This term however, is very overused, it saddens the community when an 8-year-old squeaker shouts this from the rooftops as he plunges off a building. This term has not been used in centuries, it is gone but not forgotten.
Over voice chat.

<swagsnipes420> THATS RIGHT!!! GET NOSCOPED!!!

<HotAndIcy> never tarnish that slogan you imbecile

<ReadEmAndWeep> please no
<goldforall> never forget...
by PolishDom November 4, 2020
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Getting corked

When an unopened bottle of champagne is being utilized as a female pleasure object and the cork pops, then propelled into the women’s vaginal cavity.
Jess: Girl I am totally getting corked tonight.

Emily: Um, are you sure I can handle it?
by cockloversucker5000 December 20, 2020
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get shit on

Said to someone who has just experienced some kind of misfortune.
Guy1: My therapist says I'm depressed and I need positive reinforcement so I don't kill myself.

Guy2: Get shit on.
by the waldizzo September 15, 2006
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