Michael Gash

Michael Gash is a large muscled man known for his amazing footballing ability

Ex kings lynn Town striker

Very fit

Girl: woah look its Michael Gash he is so hot
Girl 2 : I would definitely smash

by Guinness June 17, 2021

Gail’s Gash

A woman who uses her special parts to seduce all genders. Often quite angry and strict with a violent tendencies

“Yo ya mam is a right Gail’s gash. How long you band in for? Did she give you that bruise?”

by Army man Paul October 27, 2019

That’s On Gashe

This phrase is used when something is surprising or in replacement of saying “that’s on god”. Similar to on jebena

Abdu: I got a 100 on history test i feel so smart

Temsegen: And That’s on Gashe!

by Throw it back lyds December 26, 2019

No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

Gash Gremlins

A kid, son/ daughter.

Can you please get your "Gash Gremlins"

to shut the fuck up as they have not stopped screaming at each other for the entire journey.

by Pcoops69 October 15, 2022

Gashed

Mostly used in gay and drag culture; A person with an extremely loose penis receptacle, likely from having so many penises throw in it up to this point.

You think John has a tight Bussy?

NO, gurl! He’s GASHED for the GODS!!

by Queen Supreme May 20, 2020

gashe

When something is some what experience expensive but is terrible and or useless.

“Why’d you buy that it’s so gashe.”

by Crams September 15, 2019