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Funky steam

The cloudy gas (CO2 from the carbonation process) that you see when you open up a bottle of beer or a carbonated drink.
Why is it when you open a bottle of beer there’s always that funky steam in the top?
by Fadastalk April 27, 2024
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Funky Friday

Every Friday after the release of the hit game Friday Night Funkin!
Me: It's funky friday
Everyone: cheers
by verymysteryman23 May 28, 2021
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Funky Spider

"Bro. I almost kicked the bucket last night.."

"What happened?!"

"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."

"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"
by fjoltul November 12, 2023
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Funky Chewbacca

A sorrowfully unpracticed sexual act involving a number of uses and combinations of pubic hair, semen, and/or body hair, ass hair, gooch hair, urine, feces, and/or any sticky bodily fluid one posses at the time of the devastating money shot.

Some popular variations include:
- Rear entry culminating in either the use of saved body hair or the timely and most likely painful removal of one's own body hair as a temporary face mask attached with one of the afore mentioned bodily fluids, the most funky of which, depends mostly upon the depravity of the offender.
- Missionary style entry that culminates in a prison style attack involving the use of bodily fluids and funky rotting dingle berries specifically and carefully prepared for use in depraving another being, most likely human, of their right to not be choked to the point of gurgling ,in a wookishly manner, up the bodily fluid used to attach the body hair of choice to their now animalistic looking face.
(Offender)
Man, last night I found that bag of pubes I've been saving and finally expressed my love of my buddy Anus by giving that bitch a Funky Chewbacca... UUoooaaaahhhhh!!!!.....
(Soon to be another victim)
Lol, bro you're a crazy bastard. (internally translated to: and that would probably worry me if I believed a word you've said)
(Offender)
You.......... Have no........ Ideaaaaaa........ Mmmmmmm.....
by PerhapsOneTwoMany October 15, 2012
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funky semen

David Funk's navy name. Also used to describe bad semen that has been ejaculated out of the head of the penis.
Funky Semen's going to be the best Naval officer that there ever was. That girl just got filled with his funky semen.
by Funky Semen February 27, 2017
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hop on funky friday

a gay rap battle between 2 gay men, while rapping they have rough anal gay sex
1: Hey man, hop on funky friday

2: Sure let me just get ready.
by markoisdead August 22, 2021
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funky cold medina

It is PCP. PCP is a white crystallin powder you can mix in liquid, eat, snort or smoke. It is also known as angel dust, elephant tranquilizer, horse tranquilizer etc.... It make you hallucinate, feel strong, heavenly, rapid heart beat, possible numbness.

The song is talking about drug use, and women lining up for it (which ladies do line up for any type of drugs, depending on the ladies) The song is not talking about date rape drug use though some of the lines of the song might or are very questionable.
Yes. it is hilarious how people can sing/rap about anything with a good beat and even square assed people listen and enjoy-it's why music can be dangerous.
Nobody says funky cold medina any more, though some types of E have PCP in them
by C_fold September 10, 2023
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