Perkin's Fishing Trip

When you fuck your dog in the ass and then go to your wife/girlfriend and ask for a blow-job.

Jim: So what did you do on the weekend?
Bob: Went on a Perkin's fishing trip with the missus, but she didn't like the taste.

by shoopdawhoop31231 February 26, 2009

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fishing

getting away from everyone for a few hours to talk about stupid things and act like you're catching fish

Scott used to go fishing with his friend, Terry. Now, he just donates money to the state for his yearly fishing license and daydreams about driving a boat on a lake.

by Jaco Pastoreus June 11, 2006

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A miracle breakthrough on the sets of gay porn across the world...in which two exuberantly gay men apply lipstick to their lips and then pucker up and kiss the other guys butthole to replicate pussy lips. He then drenches fish sauce on the butthole to simulate that great putrid smell of a moist pussy. This altogether is called "Fishing"

Hey Son you wanna go fishing this Saturday night. Alright Dad..I'll be sure to bait my penis with fish sauce.

by Ooter McCooterson April 19, 2005

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Fushing

It began in ancient China, when the emporer decreed that all citizens over the age of 21 were to be drafted into the chinese army to ward off the aliens that had colonized the dark side of the moon. Today it can be used to desribe the draft, or to describe an old wooden hutch in your dining room

The chinese were involved in the fushing of the ancient times.

My grandmother has a beautiful oak fushing in her dining room, but in the living room has a lovely ivory hutch.

by Mike and Ricky July 14, 2004

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