A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.
Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.
by Ectoplasm_Randy December 20, 2017
Get the frozen shaftmug. by Sister Iceland July 7, 2017
Get the Frozen Blademug. dave: did You see emilys arse?
craig: yeah man, I thought they were a frozen mule but I guess I thought wrong.
emily: 🔥🐴
craig: yeah man, I thought they were a frozen mule but I guess I thought wrong.
emily: 🔥🐴
by emlyXIX March 1, 2022
Get the frozen mulemug. A frozen cumshot is when 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse in an area with freezing temperatures (E.G. Sibera), and the cum freezes onto the skin.
man: "IM BOUTTA BLOWWW"
woman: "I'm about to get a frozen cumshot because I am engaging in sexual intercourse in Sibera and the cum will freeze onto my skin due to the freezing temperatures."
"Larry gave me a frozen cumshot when we were in Sibera."
woman: "I'm about to get a frozen cumshot because I am engaging in sexual intercourse in Sibera and the cum will freeze onto my skin due to the freezing temperatures."
"Larry gave me a frozen cumshot when we were in Sibera."
by foup December 28, 2023
Get the frozen cumshotmug. Person 1: shes been feeling down lately
Person 2: yeah I know yesterday she ate an entire bowl of frozen blue berrys
Person 2: yeah I know yesterday she ate an entire bowl of frozen blue berrys
by ©Straighthateclub March 29, 2021
Get the bowl of frozen blue berrysmug.