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frozen shaft

A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.
Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.
by Ectoplasm_Randy December 20, 2017
mugGet the frozen shaftmug.

Frozen Blade

Person A: "I love Frozen Blade"
Person B: "Wow you too?"
by Sister Iceland July 7, 2017
mugGet the Frozen Blademug.

frozen mule

when a girl doesn't have a hot ass.
dave: did You see emilys arse?
craig: yeah man, I thought they were a frozen mule but I guess I thought wrong.
emily: 🔥🐴
by emlyXIX March 1, 2022
mugGet the frozen mulemug.

frozen cumshot

A frozen cumshot is when 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse in an area with freezing temperatures (E.G. Sibera), and the cum freezes onto the skin.
man: "IM BOUTTA BLOWWW"
woman: "I'm about to get a frozen cumshot because I am engaging in sexual intercourse in Sibera and the cum will freeze onto my skin due to the freezing temperatures."

"Larry gave me a frozen cumshot when we were in Sibera."
by foup December 28, 2023
mugGet the frozen cumshotmug.

bowl of frozen blue berrys

Person 1: shes been feeling down lately
Person 2: yeah I know yesterday she ate an entire bowl of frozen blue berrys
by ©Straighthateclub March 29, 2021
mugGet the bowl of frozen blue berrysmug.

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