frozen trumpet

Freezing your own poo and using it as a solid dildo

I really enjoyed using my frozen trumpet last night

by Lovely human being December 26, 2016

frozen toaster

When you toast some bread, nut all over it, and then feed it to your girlfriend.

Damn, my boyfriend just gave me the best frozen toaster ever!

by lebbyz May 15, 2017

frozen hotdog

Its when you flavor your condom with ketchup, then equipping it, then sticking it in the freezer and falling asleep with your dick in the freezer and condom still on.

David: Oh man, did you see the game the other night?
John: No, sorry dude, i was busy doing my own thing and i ended up pulling a frozen hotdog.
David: Aw shit man, your girl must've enjoyed it!

by Hoggg December 25, 2023

Frozen 3

The (at the moment) nonexistent sequel to Frozen and Frozen 2 Electric Boogaloo.

Usually used by pedophile cesspools to lure other pedophiles and get ya kids.

Jonathan likes to Frozen 3 kids honey......

by Zebboatstard April 23, 2021

Frozen Yogurt

It's a creamier version of ice cream it is also the wrong pronunciation of frozen yawgert

frozen yogurt is yummy.

by ARZarz June 10, 2019