by usergillyflower October 14, 2021
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by You are from Vienna June 03, 2019
when one decides at the last moment to telecommute, usually because it's 75 degrees and sunny outside.
Yep...just got the 9:05 a.m. e-mail from Terry saying that he's jerkin' from home. He's not fooling anyone.
by patradio July 30, 2014
by WooWooLucid October 12, 2020
Me: I fucked your mom last night dude.
My poor friend: She’s in isolation for Covid dude, get tested!
Me: Im negative, pulled an Escape from Wuhan on her
My poor friend: She’s in isolation for Covid dude, get tested!
Me: Im negative, pulled an Escape from Wuhan on her
by LargeMen January 21, 2022