Me: I fucked your mom last night dude.
My poor friend: She’s in isolation for Covid dude, get tested!
Me: Im negative, pulled an Escape from Wuhan on her
My poor friend: She’s in isolation for Covid dude, get tested!
Me: Im negative, pulled an Escape from Wuhan on her
by LargeMen January 20, 2022
Get the Escape from Wuhanmug. by usergillyflower October 14, 2021
Get the bottoming from the topmug. Clare is your typical somewhat unattractive try-hard aspiring journalist who somehow lands the hottest guys on the show, leaving everyone to wonder just what it is about her. The audience certainly doesn't know, but her step-brother Jake, boyfriend Eli, and star-studded Drew Torres seem to see something we're not.
"Oh Clare from Degrassi, why are you the way that you are?"
"No time to talk. I have to get into Columbia"
"No time to talk. I have to get into Columbia"
by degrassilover456 April 29, 2021
Get the Clare from Degrassimug. by tomatos September 23, 2014
Get the Fresh from the chickenmug. To use your phone to complete activities you'd normally do in the office. Often used to justify extended lunch engagements.
"Tessa, are you sure that going to lunch with Andy is such a great idea? You know how busy we are this afternoon...."
"Hey, chill out Lucy, it's fine: I'll be working from phone."
"Hey, chill out Lucy, it's fine: I'll be working from phone."
by Clarebear81 November 19, 2011
Get the Working from phonemug. Pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the piss.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
Employee: “There’s no work to do. I’m going to jerk from home this Friday.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
by MattyFleetz January 16, 2018
Get the Jerk from homemug. when one decides at the last moment to telecommute, usually because it's 75 degrees and sunny outside.
Yep...just got the 9:05 a.m. e-mail from Terry saying that he's jerkin' from home. He's not fooling anyone.
by patradio July 30, 2014
Get the jerkin' from homemug.