Teh Fopster

An obnoxious, retarded and somewhat defective AIM user who will sometimes shift unpredictably from a coherent form, to an insane, immature, childish and limitlessly irritating phase.

See also: Am Not Slave

Teh Fopster is an idiot, but we got rid of him. Good riddance. Oh, and his name's Andrew.

by Delf September 22, 2008

cock forsters

the actual name of an actual suburb of london england

more commonly known to australians as dick beer

this train terminates at cock forsters

by bvvvvt February 4, 2012

Crying Flustered

When you get flustered with the pit feeling of crying in your stomach and face. Basically, that flood of emotion that causes a bit of a fluster that makes you want to cry. But you hold back the tears and keep it in control, so you don't cry.

Friend: Hey, are you okay, I heard about the breakup.
Me: yeah, it's just when I talk about it I get a bit crying flustered.
Friend: what do you mean?

Me: That feeling of emotion you get which makes you feel like you need to cry.

by Taboo13 May 28, 2018

David Faust

A old creepy man who likes to steal 5 year old girls pursues as a hobby

David Faust raped my daughter in the asshole

by Iwannafuckingkillmyself November 30, 2018

funke faust

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.

Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.

by copkyle420 November 23, 2019

Trappy Fost

if you see a trappy fost RUN or he will Make YOU A RETRAD

Hey sup RUN its a TRAPPY FOST

by ljfngjlnadlfgnkdrn October 30, 2019

button flustered

Inability to accurately record keystrokes when under intense pressure from frustrated clients.

Laura got button flustered when she was taking the large pizza order and recorded four prawn pizzas instead of the two prawn and two pumpkin we wanted.

by bewb_420 December 24, 2019