cats

An evil, fuzzy, cute creature that plots to kill everyday.

PERSON 1: AWW YOUR CATS ARE SO CUTE!!

PERSON 2: YEAH BUT I'M SURE THAT HES TRYING KILL ME...

by fizzykat007 June 6, 2018

Cat

A demon risen from the depths of hell, clawing away at anything in it's path. Don't let it deceive you.

"Oh god. The cats. They've come for me."

by goodluckwiththat April 11, 2017

Cat

A meal commonly eaten for meals by asin people heavily popular in Asian countries as opposed to not other major countries

My Asian friend found a cat and ate it for dinner

by Dinnercat July 21, 2018

Cat

A (sometimes) little piece of shit that hates it when you get in its personal bubble. But at the same time loves getting its rear end right in your face while also hitting you with its tail.

This cat has its bootyhole right next to my face. Oh yeah, and the tail hair is in my mouth... what delight!

by Mycrazyexwontleavemealonehelp October 24, 2019

cat

The best animal friend someone could have

Cats are my favorite animal

by =) goodtimes January 4, 2020

cat

A mamal from the depths of hell that can automatically become a liquid

mate, uhh... I think the cat got your girlfriend...

well now that you're single....

by iamabathtubnow June 2, 2018

cat

cats are the ugliest things ever. they are also really annoying and the worst pet to have. all they are sit eat and waste air. they are just the worst pet ever

the worst pet ever is a cat

by bigjose November 22, 2018