filer

Someone who pretends to be busy but is really listening to everyone's conversation.

Look at that girl, she's being a filer again!

by nn_paige August 5, 2008

Claus file

A made-up file in a law firm in the name of Mr S. Claus, used as an excuse by lawyers for slacking off or engaging in non-work related activities.

"You can bill that time spent drinking to the Claus file."

by Mrs Claus August 22, 2011

Field Hockey

The most amazing sport to ever be created. Consisting of a team of at least 11 or more determined, in shape, atheltic girls (or guys!) and a pretty brave goalkeeper. The forwards, mid-fielders and sometimes defense sprint up and down the field for an extended amount of time. Often referred to as a "Lesbian sport". HAHAHA no. Why don't you try running up and down a field non-stop for almost an hour? Excatly. Most people can't. Field Hockey is physically demanding and full of skill players devolp over weeks and weeks at a time. Goalies have hard plastic balls flying at them at 60 MPH. Field players are getting whacked by sticks (wood or composite). and are constantly getting knocked over, tripped, and hit. But let me be the first to say, NOTHING is better than hearing the ball whack into the back of the goal. So next time you make fun of Field Hockey, go try it and see how you do.

Marvin: "Hey did you see the field hockey game yesterday?"

Harry: "Yeah I have no clue how those girls run for 50 minutes straight."

Marvin: "Right? It seems pretty hard. I respect th

by fieldhockey9876 July 19, 2012

Oil Field Trash

adj. ; Used to describe a person whom works in the oil field (i.e. Drilling Rigs, Oil Rigs) The person is not necessarily trashy, filthy, or dirty but can be if they so choose. Those described as Oil Field Trash typically drink excessively and are crude, narcissistic, and beligerent when drunk. IMPORTANT: There are only two absolutes concerning beging described as Oil Field Trash; 1. One must work in the oil field and 2. One must be proud to be described as Oil Field Trash.

"My Oil Field Trash friends and I are heading to the bar after a long days work on the drilling rig"

"He is wearing a sweater that says 'Oil Field Trash' on it, he must work in the oil field"

by Oil Field Trash November 8, 2008

failed abortion

The Jonas Brothers.

"Dude, I hate the Jonas Brothers!"

"Me too! they're one big failed abortion".

by only slightly June 21, 2010

field goal

when someone kicks a man in the groin. Normally he is so much pain that it requires a hospital stay.

by Saints September 9, 2003

Food Stamp Filets

It’s a well-known fact that many families receiving Food Stamps eat like millionaires. While most of the population gets by on fatty ground beef and frozen dinners, Food Stampers feast on Filet Mignon, New York Strip, lobster tails and crab legs. If eating like this still isn’t enough to spend their entire monthly food handout, they then resort to throwing parties and cookouts just to use up the stamps. Of course, the concept of not spending every dime of their government handout, stocking up on non-perishables, or donating some of the excess food to a charitable organization is out of the question.

“Awesome! I just got invited to C’s cookout again! Last time I went, I had a couple Food Stamp Filets at her house, then she gave me four more to take home!”

by Politic Ric June 2, 2010