three finger fatty bo batty

A giant, three finger pinch of snuff usually taken by someone who comes up and asks to bum a pinch off of you. He'll come up and ask, then take half your can in a single pinch.

Koby: "Hey man, can I get a pinch of snuff from you?"
Steve: "Yeah, but don't be takin' no three finger fatty bo batty."

by truthpolicemotherfucker September 24, 2019

Dave Finger

An unwanted object in the frame of the photo

"I was looking at your photo and there was a Dave Finger in it"

by Zingler October 7, 2019

Middle Finger Newton

Originally named Newton, aka Middle Finger Newton, discovered the force of gravity when he was doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He threw his iPhone 12 Pro Max from the classroom and the phone landed in the swimming pool in the school. He also has a very long middle finger, and always shows it off to others. He is a professional in taking photos at the very right times.

(Interviewing Middle Finger Newton)

Interviewer: How do you feel after discovering the force of gravity?

Middle Finger Newton: (shows off the length of his middle finger)

by Donald Biden November 25, 2020

4 finger up 🙎 ♂️❤️🙎 ♂️

4 finger up meaning that you are so fucking gay and like eating dick

Hey you have 4 finger up 🙎 ♂️❤️🙎 ♂️

by You’re dad with the milk May 4, 2022

caught a finger

when you're not gay but you have been fingered before by a girl

"You're hot, I'm not gay- I mean i have caught a finger before but, not gay." -Amy Schumer

by Kaynine-askYourMom December 21, 2015

Drag Strip Finger

The subtle art of dragging a gentle finger across the girls slit in order to entice and excite, with enough pressure to transfer luscious vagina odor to the fingers.

Bro: she didn't let me go all the way
Bro2: well how far did you get?
Bro: I got a drag strip finger and smelled it the rest of the day.

by Penntucky August 18, 2016

Lazy Sausage Finger Syndrome (LSFS)

'Noun. A condition that affects the function of your fingers'

Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.

"omg ugys...i was jsust searching on eth internet and i i lthink i have lazy sausage finger syndrome (LSFS)"

by lzytxtr October 12, 2018