Facebook

A social media alot of people USED to go to

those kids got on facebook

by FEEDMOVE January 10, 2016

Facebook

A social media platform that believes that if you watch one video in your feed, you definitely want every video you scroll past to play until you stop and turn the volume off.

Wtf Facebook?

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 3, 2023

Facebooking

engaging in sexual activity, to fuck bitches

History: in general conversation about going out and wanting to fuck bitches, you may abbreviate into FB, which is very similar to the the popular social network Facebook.

Facebooking is the only reason I'm going out to the club tonight

by buck the fox September 17, 2012

Facebook Fireman

This is a person who works for the Fire Department and at every opportunity this person is posting on Facebook about everything they have ever done while on duty. This is because they are not very good at the job, so they need all of the "pats on the back" from their other fake "friends" on Facebook.

"Dave is totally a Facebook Fireman."

by NYCFF July 18, 2012

Facebook Worth

=((# of likes your Facebook post gets)/(# of Facebook friends)).

A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.

"Ricky always gets a lot of likes, but his Facebook Worth is really low."

by Extra Mayo June 8, 2016

Facebook job

Liking someone else's Facebook post, picture, or comment even if you don't. Like giving someone a handjob. Usually done so it seems you're a really good friend.

I think Sarah's going to unfriend me if I don't give her a Facebook job the next few days.

by Extra Mayo June 9, 2016

Facebook Gangbang

The act of having at least 5 friends add a random person on facebook. Once the victim has been added, you continue to like ALL pictures, statuses, wall posts, and whatever else you can get your mouse to before you are removed by the user.

If any attacker is contacted by the victim they must proclaim GET FACEBOOK GANGBANGED BITCH!

Ayo, lets all add this bitch and facebook gangbang the shit out of her.

by D3vanG September 21, 2011