when you go out on the town and have a big night on the wild turkey and gas. you end up running into the billopotamus you had an unnexpected affair with back in the sixties. you get to chatting and find yourself back into the same position as you were back in the sixties. when you end up back at her place giving her the fist in the ass of a life time to the beat of the locomotion. all for the greater good of her severe constipation. on point of her climax you release your fist from her ass and she relieves her steaming feices all over your chest. picking up the biggest solidist piece of shit in the pile and she procedes to entertain hersellf masturbating the biggest piece of feices and finally cumming all over the fieces on your chest.
i went on a bucks party the other night and ended up having a pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express. it was horrible because she had aids and her periods along with down syndrome.
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Adjective
- the exact opposite of "anal retentive" where one hides the fact one defecates or pounds gargantuan stink burgers out their double bun burger farm, the anal expressive obsessively talks about, and or applies creativity to concept of defecting, one he or she once hid from.
Diarrhea scientists theorize that the Anal Expressivity s an example of a Newton's Third Law or Motion, namely it is an"equal and opposite reaction" of being Anal Retentive at an early stage in life.
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- the exact opposite of "anal retentive" where one hides the fact one defecates or pounds gargantuan stink burgers out their double bun burger farm, the anal expressive obsessively talks about, and or applies creativity to concept of defecting, one he or she once hid from.
Diarrhea scientists theorize that the Anal Expressivity s an example of a Newton's Third Law or Motion, namely it is an"equal and opposite reaction" of being Anal Retentive at an early stage in life.
When I was younger I was anal retentive. I couldn't poop anywhere but at home. Today I teach courses on how to take a shit off a 5 story building and am the editor of Power Defecator Magazine. I'm anal expressive.
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