Stumpy Eskimo

A chubby, round faced girl, that's squat in stature and enjoys blowing dudes in ice shanties.

We pulled this Stumpy Eskimo out of the bar last night and brought her in to the ice shack, she smelled like kerosene and fish, but she sure sucked my chub dry.

by The WL December 11, 2017

Eskimo Head

When it's too cold to remove your clothes while reciving/giving head, so only the genitalia are removed from the clothing (man unzips fly and slips out his dick/ woman pulls down pants to expose the vagina)

Man it was so cold yesterday my girlfriend gave me Eskimo Head

by Harry azzol February 25, 2018

Eskimo pie

When two biological brothers cream pie the same hole during the same session.

"I've never slept with brothers before, are you guys down to Eskimo pie me?"

"This chick was such a freak that she asked me and my brother to Eskimo pie her ass."

by Schrodingersvagina February 28, 2017

Eskimo Grandpa

If an elder fucks the mother of a daughter you fucked he is your Eskimo grandpa.

My friend's dad fucked the mom of a girl I fucked so he is my Eskimo grandpa

by Big papa Fritchy March 1, 2017

eskimos in a frozen tundra

Putting your clothes in the freezer whine drunk with a person of the opposite gender.

Person 1_ What'd you do last night? Person 2_ I played eskimos in a frozen tundra.

Person 1_ Lucky you, was she hot?

Person 2_ Oh yeah.

by Sexy Kameron March 9, 2017

eskimo nephew

When two guys fuck the same girl and she's has a kid with one of them

I have 10 Eskimo Nephews

by Nelsonsucksanus July 9, 2016

Sloppy Eskimo

(n.)~ Sexual Move
Your partner begins by sucking you off and you blow a load in their mouth. They keep it in their mouth and get up in your face, rubbing your nose with theirs (an Eskimo kiss) they then spit your load all over your face!

"It was going great with Sally last night until she gave me a Sloppy Eskimo."

by ArbiterSeraph June 26, 2016