Epic Long

A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.

Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."

Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"

by PweeZy, Mex, Mistakn2bjapnese September 07, 2008

Epic Scroe

variation of scroe where one finds high end merchandise for pennies on the dollar at a thrift or second hand store.

scroeepic win

He picked up a Pioneer Spec system at the Goodwill for next to nothing...it was an epic scroe.

by audio douchebag February 11, 2012

Epic Shooter

Is an First Person Shooter video game genre with Massively Multiplayer Online features, grand scale story line, diverse character creation options, and a strong focus on character development and plot.

"Hey did you hear about that new epic shooter coming out?"
"Yeah, girl I played the beta it's going to be epic!"

by Captain Auran June 25, 2014

Epic Department

gang shit

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Gary: Hey Mark!
Mark: Epic Department dream game forge and the crucible まだ何もなかった時、Silver2401神は天と地を造りました
Gary: fuck off

by nintendojuice980 October 30, 2022

Quite Epic

The most handsome, pretty, beautiful and generous person ever. Tho he is kind hearted he is quite poor so he should be given some tickets. Also Mizuhara best girl <3. He is called epic for short

Katsu: "Quite Epic or epic is so hot. I want to give him tickets"
Khun: "me too"

by Quite Epic March 06, 2023

Epic Exaggerationist

A person who uses the word "EPIC" to describe things which are CLEARLY NOT EPIC.

GUY 1: "Dude, last night was SO EPIC!"

GUY 2: Bro, we stood around in a backyard and you blacked out at 11:20pm, these events surely do not qualify as EPIC.

GUY 1: "SOOOOOOO EPIC!!!"

GUY 2: You're being an Epic Exaggerationist, and hence a douche.

by Dasage June 02, 2011

Epic laugh

A laugh in which causes all people around the person who is laughing, to start laughing because of how horrible the persons laugh is.

My friend did Epic laugh yesterday, I loved it and hated it at the same time.

by murri-isms June 12, 2021