Purpose Envy

When someone feels envy/jealousy that someone has a purpose in life.

I was feeling so much purpose envy when I found out my new neighbor is committed to solving world hunger & I am committed to watch EVERYTHING on Netflix!!!

by @BigMac August 18, 2023

Soul Envy

What you feel when someone is an inherently better person than you.

My neighbor spent the last year in India feeding and clothing poor people. Then she gave her inheritance to charity. The whole thing gave me Soul Envy.

by What the El October 27, 2011

South Envy

When a man is jealous of another male's well-endowment.

"Dan's so big, he gives all the guys in the locker room south envy."

by Pringl3z October 24, 2011

MacBook envy

A term used by a Windows user to express jealousy towards someone that uses a MacBook.

Wallace: Look at this. This man has an Apple computer, and it has way more features than my Windows laptop that is with me.
Harry: Dude, you have MacBook envy.

by Disney2123 June 15, 2025

Taint Envy

Hitting on a female whom you’ll never ever have sexual relations with.

Hitting on the bosses wife is a clear case of taint envy.

by Jews1440 April 22, 2020

parade envy

When a North Korean dictator holds a military parade and you need to prove your rockets are bigger.

After watching France and North Korea show their military might, Donald Trump experienced a blinding case of parade envy.

by GSBJim February 8, 2018

Wheelie envy

When you bust out a mad wheelie on a Harley Davidson street glade and your friend refuses to accept the awesomeness of its existence.

Look what J just did with his harley, jrod must have wheelie envy based on his comments!

by Jmk501 April 21, 2018