by steals721 October 12, 2025

A form of jealousy that involves a homosexual man constantly claiming that an actual scientist, with official government paperwork, is not a scientist.
Brian: You're not a scientist.
Caleb: You must be one of those navy guys who loves hotracking and has a bad case of scientist envy.
Caleb: You must be one of those navy guys who loves hotracking and has a bad case of scientist envy.
by Boofing kinggg October 1, 2025

Babe you need to accept you have a problem with aero envy, you should be proud you can fly your Cesna and not obsess so much about helicopter pilots, it's unhelathy
by Nicotharappist October 9, 2022

Envy: oi Kelo let’s fucking tell Pqwk to kill his self
Kelo: yeah bro but let me get done fucking my dog first
Kelo: yeah bro but let me get done fucking my dog first
by Pqwk1 October 21, 2019

The guilt trip parents lay on their single childless adult children after they've been cooing over other people's babies. otherwise known as the "why haven't you given me grandchildren yet" disease
"My parents developed grandchild envy when I turned 22. They're always asking why I haven't given them any grandchildren yet."
by collegekid2015 March 8, 2015

When you get a text from someone and It has a X instead of an emoji because you have an older phone.
A: Hey, I just saw a X!!!!
J: Frustrated. What is an X?
A: A Moose!!!
J: That's cool. I couldn't see it on my phone. I have Emoji Envy.
J: Frustrated. What is an X?
A: A Moose!!!
J: That's cool. I couldn't see it on my phone. I have Emoji Envy.
by hitman5313 February 8, 2024
