v. The opposite of nigger rigging. Taking a well working vehicle (car, SUV, motorcycle) and making it unable to perform to it's original specifications. The vehicle's new purpose is only to gain the attentions of every human within earshot. Vehicles which have been Afro Engineered can be characterized by their extraordinarily loud exhaust systems and/or stereo systems, have shiny over-sized wheels, and will be seen swerving. They are operated by individuals with little to no skill or insurance and the scent of alcohol and/or marijuana will be present.
1. Afro Engineer-ed Car: Putting 22" spinners, lambo doors, ultra dark tint windows, and an Alpine stereo in a Chrysler 300. Usually seen cruising 10-15 mph under the speed limit, smoke rolling out of the windows.
2. Afro Engineer-ed Motorcycle: A grossly extended swing arm, fat rear tyre, ground effects, and graffiti inspired paint job on a Suzuki Gixxer. Can no longer take turns property, but can go fast in a straight line, which matches the (lack of) skill level seen in the riders.
Extra points for a ho with a mini skirt, tank top, and 6" heels on the back.
2. Afro Engineer-ed Motorcycle: A grossly extended swing arm, fat rear tyre, ground effects, and graffiti inspired paint job on a Suzuki Gixxer. Can no longer take turns property, but can go fast in a straight line, which matches the (lack of) skill level seen in the riders.
Extra points for a ho with a mini skirt, tank top, and 6" heels on the back.
by Jescati May 29, 2011
by quincy smith August 23, 2009
Blonde: "How do I find where to put oil in my car?"
Mechanic: "You go other end of vehicle where you hear noise, lift panel and search engine."
Mechanic: "You go other end of vehicle where you hear noise, lift panel and search engine."
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN May 03, 2005
by S. Rittenhouse February 02, 2004
1. An engineering discipline that is increasingly turning into a commodity much like cattle farming in the agriculture industry.
2. Disposable code factories, not cost effective to reuse or refurbish.
2. Disposable code factories, not cost effective to reuse or refurbish.
If those software engineers don't get the project done by the deadline, we will replace them with ones from India.
by Snowcat October 10, 2003
The art of hacking people rather than computers. Most of the time it's easier than hacking computers because people are so stupid that you can just ask them for passwords and credit card information and they'll give it to you!
Me: Hello, Mr. Adamson? Yes, I need your credit card number, email address and password.
Mr. A: Ok, the number is 4318-6413...
Mr. A: Ok, the number is 4318-6413...
by Paddy V August 07, 2005
by wired_duck January 27, 2004