Egg Salad Sandwich

The loud noises emitted from an intense make out session. It resembles someone eating a messy egg salad sandwich. Usually related to slurping, sloshing, and lip smacking sounds.

John: Keep it down back there, it sounds like someone's munching on an egg salad sandwich!!!!

Corey: *slurp* Shut up john... *slurp*

by Rodzilla7861 March 29, 2011

Poop egg

When a bird or other animal that can lay eggs poops a big poop it's a poop egg

Person 1: HOLY SHIT MY BIRD LAYED A POOP EGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by Kitty W/ Knives November 11, 2018

E-wood Egg Nog

Before fucking a girl analy, you stick an egg (depending on the size of the anal cavern), then you insert your throbbing piece until the egg breaks. Then pull out your peice and catch the egg/butt juice in a cup and dump it on her head...(or if you are doing this for a workout you may down the "egg nog" like a champ...Rocky style.

I gotta wash my sheets today, Shaniqua and me had ourselves some E-Wood Egg Nog last week.

or

I just blasted my pecs baby...can we switch it up and have some E-Wood Egg Nog?

by Tommy Texter December 17, 2008

Russian Easter Egg

When a person places fecal matter between the mattress and box spring. Thus resulting in a special surprise upon discovery. Common joke between eastern European males between the ages of 17 and 22.

"I just left a Russian easter egg in his bedroom!"

"She is going to be pissed when that Russian easter egg does not scrub out of the mattress."

by Firedude1980 October 11, 2014

The Scrambled Egg

When you ease an egg into the ass of your girl, then you fuck her pussy so hard it actually scrambles in her ass! Then you feed it to the neighbors kids!

The scrambled egg popped up agin! The whole neighborhood is eating cereal now!

by DukeEfan June 5, 2018

crack an egg

The action of slapping someones head that is shaped like an egg

Alvin: wassup

Jack: Dont make me crack an egg
Alvin: Thats rude...

by krak1 November 18, 2022

go lay an egg

Go fuck yourself!!!

Dottie: Keith get your shit together!
Keith: Oh Dottie, go lay an egg!

by speith October 18, 2015