Eli Tonder

Probably the best boyfriend to ever exist, really.

He's the only kind and caring guy I've ever dated that actually talks to me and likes to be around me.
Super affectionate and overall an awesome person... Magnificent is a better word actually.

I fucking love him.
He's my one and only Telescopic Octopus & Kreme with Explosive Grandmas <3

Eli Tonder: *Insert every synonym of perfect*

by PineappleFlex August 7, 2022

Eli Roth

1) Proper noun - An American movie writer/ director, known for a variant cinema genre referred to as 'Torture-Porn.' Also a semi-respected expert on horror movies.

credits: Cabin Fever, Hostel, Hostel 2, Thanksgiving, Inglorious Basterds

2) a sex act, worthy of its namesake. Where party A, engages in cunnilingus on party B, wherein Party B is menstruating, party A fills their mouth with the menstrual blood and spits it all over the face and upper body of party B. One of the more extreme forms of breaking up with a girlfriend.

1) "that movie was disgusting, who directed this? Eli Roth?"

2) "she wouldn't take 'no' for an answer, so i gave her an Eli Roth"

by whatarewordsworth August 28, 2009

Eli Roth

This generation's voice for horror films. Directed hit gore flicks like Hostel and Cabin Fever. Also noted is his many cameos in other filmmaker's movies (i.e. Quentin Tarantino). He currently produces horror films that usually follow his line of work. As a director, he has immense talent, wish he would use it more to put out movies more often. His acting is pretty lackluster. He is adored by many females due to his looks and muscular physique. Be sure to look out for his big screen version of the Grindhouse faux trailer Thanksgiving coming soon.

Eli Roth? Who's he?

They call him "The Bear Jew"

by kingl August 26, 2010

Eli Eli Pee Lie

Eli Eli Pee Lie is the ultimate swag master, staring in movies such as "Joe and Mommas Great Adventures" and "AHHHHHHHH GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGG". He makes 69 dollars a minute and is so hot his mom wants to date him.

Eli Eli Pee Lie you are so hot

by tomas t February 5, 2021

Eli shaker

Eli is a great firend but lives very close to the ground. He is usually a midget with down-syndrome. Eli deserves to be loved. Also a typical Eli has a small dick normally around 2 inches.The final and most relevant trait of an Eli is to tend to be very greedy with black hair just like a jew.

Eli shaker stole my sandwich again what a greedy midget Jew.

by DemonSlayer5456 March 30, 2022

Eli Pop

A popper so small and tiny its barely considered one. made prominent in the rama rez

that pop's so small, why you giving me a eli pop?

by dacrib1213 November 11, 2009

Eli W.

Someone who thinks they have 15 girlfriends, and also someone who is the class pervert

Hey, you sure are acting like Eli W. this week.

by sclimmim May 31, 2019