Dylan

Dylan is just the biggest retard. He takes it up the ass with a dildo and is the type of person to remove his bottom ribs so he can suck his own dick

Look there goes dylan

by dylan is retarted May 14, 2015

Dylan

Sexually confused antichrist like creature. Often seen wearing a long, black leather trench coat circa 1987.

See also: vampire zombie immortal confused

See that guy over there in the black leather trench coat with the plastic vampire teeth and the stuffed bra? I think he's a Dylan.

by WhassupYoYoMaMa? February 3, 2010

Dylan

A Dylan, usaully one with the last name of Winters, is a stoner with a 4.0 that looks at hairy men's anal cavitys. The typical Dylan puts videos of such pornography on his iPod and jacks off to them at night.

Dude 1: Dude, Ryans friend dylan W. is a total perv
Dude 2: Ya I know, i saw videos of hairy ass holes on his iPod!
Dude 1: Man, he is so gay

by Winston Churchill the III November 9, 2008

Dylan

a nasty ass incest bitch. has many STD's. humps anything with two legs, well it doesn't even have to have legs..

"that dude's humping that chick!"
"that's his sister..."
"what a fucking Dylan!"

by ghetto:]] March 25, 2009

Dylan

Someone who is secretly really gay, a fag, someone who thinks he's a girl, gets caught up in girls drama, sucks in bed, is extremely ugly and has the smallest penis you will ever see.

Guy: That guy is a fag
Friend: Must be a Dylan

by Bobbyhummpy March 5, 2013

Dylan

A gay ass son of a bitch with a really small penis who dates a lot of girls who end up hating him. He thinks he is cool and has anger issues.

Girl: Jeez I hate Dylan he's such an asshole.

by Lakerthegreater November 14, 2016

Dylan

A big Fuck-Ass loser with an undersized penis and a habit for sex with underage girls and old men.
Usually can be found humping a hobo's trash can in an old back alley.

Person 1: GET THE F*CK OFF MY DYLAN!

Person 2: (calmly) Dylan is such a whore.

by #YOLO SWAG <3 August 28, 2013