mayonaise dumptruck

A massive load of jizz.

What Dustin G put's on Evan M's chin every morning.

Hey Nate you should of seen the Mayonaise dumptruck I dumped on Dustin's chin last night. It was glorious.

by Apollo Rocket July 15, 2009

Dirty dumptruck

Usually performed near the end of sex, the dirty dumptruck is when the women is lying on her front and just before ejaculation you take a shit on your girls back (hence the name 'dumptruck') and the girl will turn around to see what is on her back then you spunk in her eyeball

"Why did your girl leave you"

"I gave her a dirty dumptruck"

by Whatismylife43 April 13, 2017

Scrumpty Dumpty

The act of shoving an egg up someone's ass and fucking them til it's scrambled.

Last night was sweet, she let me give her a scrumpty dumpty.

by KougatPandora92 July 23, 2019

Kirbonic Dumptruck

A large rear end, usually belonging to the popular music artist Lizzo.

Damn son! Look at that kirbonic dumptruck

by Big_Man_Rose January 13, 2021

Dumptruck Nigger

An African-American who does not take care of him/her self.

Gosh Luke Hanson, you smell like a dumptruck nigger, go take a bath for once.

by Claytin Bigsby June 12, 2008

cum dumpster

a girl who guzzles the cum. one who gets cum dumped in them by a cum dumptruck

oh god, she is the biggest cum dumpster i hav ever met. She guzzles the cum, fucking cum dumpster

by conceded whore November 21, 2004

cum dumpster

Big whore. Still can't count the amount of partners she's had in the last 10 years on both hands and feet put together. You can tell who they are. There usually the one's asking you to by them a drink at the local dive on a Friday night. The woman that offers to by you a drink probably has had it with her cum dumpster friends getting her in brawls over Hoe action.

Girl 1: I can believe you left him. He's so buff. What happened?
Girl 2: After I found out he'd been with that cum dumpster I couldn't stand the sight of him any more. She's been pounded by more men than Debbie Dallas.

Girl 1: Wow your pissed
Girl 2: He'll get his when he's broke and she leaves him for the next fool with a little bank to support her.

by SpeaktheTruthWanker January 13, 2010