Deerface

The look you get when you walk into a fine looking establishment for some mellow pre-drinks and walk out at 6am missing your shoe.

Boys "Hey girls how you doin' let me make some drinks"
Girls "We got some dinner ready, lets eat"
___Night continues___
(sharpie marker is out, thug life is on your belly)
(your wearing mini mouse ears and a girl isn't wearing pants)
(you are rolling around the floor and Queso is biting your socks)
(A girl comes home with a patio lamp)
(you start a band and smoke weed)
Girls" can you go to sevy and get pancake ingredients?"
Boys " yHAfnbasdngshjbha BRB!!!!"
____crepes and nutella_____
(we pull out the murphey and pull out couch)
(10 people sleep over)
(people leave randomly as they wake up)

your shirt is ripped and you can't find your shoe...

you got deerfaced.

by DEERDIARIES.BLOGSPOT.COM September 10, 2010

common deer

to take from someone with a similar object or intrest by calling common deer

hey mike g. im gonna common deer that radio of yours because mine isnt working

by mr sext time jacob walls the common deerer September 11, 2007

DeerSmear

The fecal matter of a Deer. The title fits the definition more if said feces were smeared upon a surface as...you know...like a prank or something.

"Thompson!Thompson! Come quick! Look at this DeerSmear! What a feast this deer must've had!"

by Drabinsky June 20, 2007

deeroscape

The process of building a landscape that repels deer through the use of deer resistant plants, repellents and fences.

My garden has damage from the deer, so I need to deeroscape it.

by EC Berger August 19, 2008

deeran

long johnson-sucking mother bitch fuck 🐑💨

bro u see deeran?? mother bitch fuck.

by imbetterthanallofu September 23, 2021

Dheeraj

Sigma male
satire
knows his girls like he knows his drinks (vodkaa babyyy}

Dheeraj is Tommy Shelby in real life .

by U MOMS BESTFRIEND November 22, 2021

Dirt Deer

Nature's Dirt Bike

What dirt bike would be if engines did not exist.



A medium sized deer with cleats. Capable of accelerating at high speeds and doing flips off ramps.

Antlers as handlebars.

Travis Pastrana just did a siccck back flip on his dirt deer. Thats gonna get him the gold medal.

by Banana Jim April 23, 2009