Double butthurt

Someone who gets more butthurt because of someone asking if they are butthurt.

Jimmy was already slightly butthurt due to losing a game. Then became double butthurt when Ben ask if he was butthurt.

by easye28 August 13, 2019

Double doinkered

When a man and a woman (wearing a strap on) penetrate another man at the same time.

Jerry went to help Red and did not expect to get a rhino punch from her while he was getting double doinkered.

by Hammerhead250 November 08, 2020

double thumbing

Texting on two mobile devices while holding one in each hand

"I saw this crazy girl at the club last night. I was going to go talk to her, but she was busy double thumbing at the bar."

by sweet650 March 19, 2009

double-bent

Drunk and stoned at the same time. Comes from an early 90s Eazy E rap song.

Get me a 40 and a pack of zig-zags... I'm gonna get double-bent tonight.

by Mr Define December 29, 2005

Double Ads

When Youtube is running out of money and ways of torturing you.

You act like I'm going to type a sentence about Youtubes Double ADS.

by Probrobos September 17, 2020

double dinosaur

A three way with two old guys

She went to the retirement home and got a double dinosaur last night.

by Big Daddy Donkey Punch November 12, 2017

Double Friday

When an individual has Friday through Sunday off. Thursday practically ends up being Friday itself. Therefore changing Thursday to Double Friday.

And then God said on the fourth day "I shall name this day Thursday! Unless you don't have work Friday through Sunday then it shall be named Double Friday! The greatest day of all time!"

by Kermit The Froggg August 09, 2012