Dookie Surprise

The act of sewing a love partner's rectum up nice and tight just like a wrapped X-mas present. Next you feed him/her continously for a few days with no bathroom break. After this process is complete you can safely jam your male organ up his/her rectrum and have the dookie surprised you desired.

Dookie Surprise Foreplay
You: Baby, do you really need to go yet?
Partner: Yes, I can't hold it any longer!
You: Alright! Here I come!
Partner: *SHIT NOISE X100*
You: Your butt-hole is so tight and smelly my love
Partner: I love you.

by FuraiGuy October 9, 2007

Doodie Cakes

A solid poo nug smelling nothing like cake due to the fact that this comes out of your ass not a bakery.

I love those mornings when I hit the can and bake up some mean doodie cakes. Its a great way to start your day

by foomanchew June 20, 2005

Dookie

someone's last name. stop hating!!

my name is Paul Dookie

by nellabella May 12, 2009

daisy dookie

When a man performs oral pleasure on a woman as she sits on his face. During the cunnilingus the female does a 360 degree rotation leaving a stain of fecal matter (dookie or shit) around the male's face in the shape of a flower (daisy) hence the daisy dookie.

Wendy gave me a daisy dookie last night so I gave her a chilie dog to make up for it.

by geno33soccer April 11, 2010

dookie on a rope

a large gold chain that you wear around your neck

That is one bad ass dookie on a rope.

by Greg Albanese January 25, 2005

Dookie Art with the Poltergeist

after a huge shit, you observe your shit moving in such a way that it could only be a being from an alternate dimension.

After my shit covers the globe, aliens in quantum probes, who created humans long ago, only modes of communication through the chronic smoke, make me leader of the planet, just as they planned it, the 5th coming of christ, Dookie Art with the Poltergeist.

by bigcheech August 4, 2006

Doodie Claus

Doodie Claus is a large, poorly groomed Hungarian man that lives in the sewers of Boston. Every year on February 12th, he journeys to the surface to give children the gifts of doodie and happiness.

Gosh, that sure was kind of you to put those orphans out of their misery Ken, you are a regular Doodie Claus.

by Spanky the Pirate April 2, 2004