Funk Doctor

A suitable nickname for a person that has mastered the craft of keeping it funky.

A suitable nickname for a person that has mastered the craft of intelligent ignorance.

Can be used interchangeable with Funk Master.

He is not just funky; he is the funk doctor.

by PH.unk D.octor July 6, 2008

Doctor Shopper

The act of shopping for Doctors who give you what you want.

The act of obtaining many sort after prescriptions from Doctors. See Nicole Richie Diet.

To go from Clinic to Clinic trying to find selected Doctors who will prescribe you what you want. See Doctor Shopping.

"Renee is a real Doctor Shopper!" "I heard she saw 24 Doctors in one week!"

Nicole had been doctor shopping all week, and finally found one doctor that would prescribe her Duromine.

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

doctor garland

to sum things up, doctor garland is an ugly piece of shit who teaches cp chem at westford academy. she smokes pot and injects heroine as often as she can between blocks. she has this unbelievably annoying laugh that goes something like this: AH - HEH- heh- HEh- HEH. towards the end of her laugh, u can sense that she realizes that people are laughing at her and not with her, and she keeps laughing bcuz shes in denial. i hate doing her stupid fucking conversions. she also makes this stupid bunny face with her front teeth. she is sarah forsyth in 20 years, bcuz they are both ugly fucks who think people care about what they say.

u r such a doctor garland! i hope u die!

by Who? October 4, 2004

urban dictation

When you have your secretary honey type in all of your urban dictionary entries for you.

Urban Dick: Come on honey, you're a secretary, you type way faster than me. I just hunt and peck. Please do some urban dictation for me.

Urban Dictationer: Okay, okay! Gaahhhd!

by Urban Dixie May 31, 2006

doctor livingstone

A long-missing explorer and missionary, David Livingstone, who was found in Africa by British-born explorer Henry Stanley in 1871.

Also online name of blogger of undiscovered treasures - www.doctorlivingstone.info

"Doctor Livingstone, I presume?"

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005

Doctor Dope

A doctor who will give a prescription (or sometimes free samples) for any drug that a patient asks for.

I went to Doctor Dope and got a bunch of diet pills, pain pills and sleeping pills.

by wichita June 28, 2008

Doctorjonn

an extremely nasty and obscene pic or link
Generally snuck into the conversation surprising the recipient causing extreme disgust and at times even leading to nausea

also known as docjonn

Oh snippity that nicca just Doctorjonn 'd my ass with a pick of a dude sticking a gopher down his dick hole

by vulgar½ August 2, 2008