Dip-ression

The sudden and overwhelming conviction that there is no caramel core to life and you will probably spend the rest of your days in the state of quiet confusion.
Then again, you've got loads of unopened pots of hot sauces in the fridge from all those takeaway pizzas, so things are looking up!

You: I can't understand why my life is so horrible!
Also you: MORE SAUCE

This is dip-ression

by BleachGirl101 November 06, 2018

Strawberry Dip

To have sex with your woman when she is menstruating.

The missus was on the rags last night but she opted for a strawberry dip anyway.

by Wild Thong July 11, 2015

Chinese Dip

It's like a scoop, with a grab along the way, all in one synchronized motion. Only the coolest can pull it off. It's definitely not not a grope.

That Chinese Dip was fantastic.

-Did she just scoop you?
-Yeah, I'll get her back with a Chinese Dip when she least expects it.

by ZDubs. July 12, 2011

beaver dip

When a female soaks a tampon in alcohol then places it in her vagina to get drunk.

That girl's vagina must be pickled after all the beaver dips she has done.

by meowza21 March 04, 2014

dip and dashers

Group of fucking idiots with no life and deserve to suffer. These cunts actually think they’re cool and you can almost feel sorry for them

Dip and dashers suck

by Drew Holman September 17, 2018

dipping the chip

When a guy stuffs his nuts into a girls vagina , like a chip being dipped in dip.

"Man! When i was banging that babe, I was totally dipping the chip! She totally came right after!!"

by sadfaceReaver June 15, 2014

Shotgun The Dip

A common phrase said in the time period between ordering pizza and receiving it. After bonging some salvia and smoking some jays and everyone has bare munchies, pizza is either ordered by phone or direct from the shop. The exact rules on "shotgun" are not clear, but any-time in-between ordering and getting the pizza, one may say "Shotgun the dip" and therefore they have ownership of the dip on #1 the pizza they ordered to share OR #2 a random persons pizza (method used by stingy persons) and no one can questions this.

*At College*

Person1: Yay, the pizza has arrived
Person2: Shotgun not hoisting
Person1: Dam.... SHOTGUN THE DIP
Person2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by ScenieScene May 15, 2010