When a man puts his testicles in someone else's anus and proceeds to masturbate. The action resembles a golf ball washer.
If you attempt a Detroit Ball Washer please remember to insert your testicles in series not in parallel.
If you attempt a Detroit Ball Washer please remember to insert your testicles in series not in parallel.
by thebeardedgreek August 06, 2017
Forewarning; this only works while your lady is on the rag, do not try unless there is something fucked in your head. When getting some head from your woman and you start to cum you scream out "GOAL!", then you pull out a hockey puck and knock her two front teeth out. Then with a firm grip you yank out her tampon and place it in the newly formed tooth gap.
by Dean Wesley January 17, 2019
When a thug whips his uncut cock out and sticks it in a homeless niggas mouth and shoots his load, then allows the homeless man to do the same.
by Nape rigger April 25, 2023
by Detroit0352 September 13, 2013
Sexual act where the male lies down on the floor naked and allows the female(s) to grind a stiletto heel on his nutsack until he busts his nut.
by Dump truck December 24, 2016
A college preparatory school located in the Detroit Metropolitan area. The system is corrupt and half of the school tuition goes to the headmaster to pay for his brand new yacht. (see: Twat) What's left of the $20,000+ tuition is spent on useless landscaping and hiring caterers when the state health inspectors drop by to evaluate the low-budget lunch program. The remaining funds are spent buying basketball player from other schools to play on our team. Donations are literally begged for by the headmaster.
They say that they treat you like adults, but in reality, they treat you like you can't take a shit without hurting yourself.
What we are not allowed to do:
Hug (It's innapropriate)
Carry a backpack around (It's not safe)
Toss a saltine cracker at my friend
Take off our vests when we are hot
Wear a coat when they try and cut back on the heating bill
Voice our opinion
Laugh
Generally, DCD sucks camel penis.
They say that they treat you like adults, but in reality, they treat you like you can't take a shit without hurting yourself.
What we are not allowed to do:
Hug (It's innapropriate)
Carry a backpack around (It's not safe)
Toss a saltine cracker at my friend
Take off our vests when we are hot
Wear a coat when they try and cut back on the heating bill
Voice our opinion
Laugh
Generally, DCD sucks camel penis.
by An attending student March 15, 2006
People who have all but given up on life.. They know their team sucks but still come out to root for them even though they are bound to lose one way or the other..
After getting fired from my job and breaking up with my girl in the same day I felt just like a Detroit Tigers fan..
by Hot dog Bunning April 27, 2005