Dave

Dave is an almighty being

You do as Dave asks

You listen to the speaking of Dave

You worship the Dave

Dave is god

Matt: oh cool dog
Emily: yeah his name is Dave

Matt: *literally worships the dog

by lil Baconnaise March 3, 2019

gay rapey dave

A man named dave who would prefer to not have sex with a drunk girl in case he is accused of rape, but will happily perv over anything else that moves and isn't adverse to a bit of necrophilia. Will not rule out sex with any gender as looks limit the possibility of having regular intercourse with females.

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by sargy October 12, 2010

Danyel

A fine ass female with a fat ass. She a freak in the sheets she ain’t loyal tho the only way she’ll be loyal if you got a big dick or you look good

“Damn I had sex with Danyel last night” “how was it bro” “pussy wetter than a lake”

by Earl babydady September 27, 2018

dave bomb

a sexual act in which a man orgasms into a womans vagina, mouth, or ass condomless, and then informs her that he has the aids virus, regardless of if it is fact or fiction, then proceedss to kick her off the bed and flees the premises

john: oh man, last night was great!
mike: what happened?
john: i hooked up with cindy then dropped the dave bomb on her!!
mike: nice.........

by that super cool guy October 26, 2008

rainbow dave

The one and only, Rainbow Dave!

Often referred to as King of the world and savior of mankind. His greatness has created a series of animations called The Road, so random that people have been brought to their knees in laughter.

Real Name: Colin

A a review of The Road:

"sweet mother of all thats good and pure

MY EYEESSSS!"

Rainbow Dave is better than god, in fact he's better than Cliff Richard! (Even with Cliff's Big Ass Penis!)

by RD=GCHQ= October 25, 2006

big wave dave

The lead singer of the metal sensation MEGADETH. Normally his real name is Dave Mustaine, but when he flies on his Flying V guitar and takes on the likes of enemies Kerry King or anyone else who dares insult him he becomes:
BIG WAVE DAVE

Hey, dude, is there an airshow in town??

Nah, probably just a flight of big wave dave in V formation

Oh;

by Carmino June 20, 2008

Davedays

A hott 17 year old comedian and musician. He is a Youtube celebrity, who makes hilarious videos, and awesome cover songs to entertain his fans, and have fun at the same time.

youtuber 1: omg i would seriously marry davedays!
youtuber 2: yeah me too but hes in love with miley cyrus...

by lovesdavedays October 20, 2008