online dating

ONLY BITCHES WILL ONLINE DATE BECAUSE THEIR A LONELY BITCH

max: hey I just got a new girlfriend!
luke: whats her name?
max:idk
luke:break up with her if you dont know her you are doing something bad.
max: wich is?
luke:online dating

by idk(づ￣ 3￣)づ December 16, 2021

darwing

A man who has a little penis

I heard he has a darwing

by ArTicTramamama April 16, 2015

dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.

Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.

by sick66 December 3, 2010

dating keyboards

when someone gives up on trying to meet people of the opposite sex in person and resorts to online dating sites.

guy #1: oh, you've gone back to online dating?
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards

by Dave_Sammich June 12, 2012

Dating Machine

Also known as a hoe

Man, i'm a dating machine this week
That girl michelle is a dating machine

by KnowledgeBearer June 16, 2016

Dating a Donald

When you date a man who's desires to satisfy his own ego trumps your need to be considered and respected.

When you are dating a Donald, he might be so focused on himself that he won't open the car door or wait for you.

by The adventures of G-Girl February 28, 2017

Dating jewelry

Some sort of visible Jewellery to state that your in a relation ship it can't be on your left hand ring finger though

Nice dating jewelry

by 5555two July 20, 2017