Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Bro last weekend I went muddin with my girlfriend and then she gave me a sloppy Dallas!

by BeardedBattlement October 15, 2020

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Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob but the woman’s mouth is full of dip

Charlie I just got a Sloppy Dallas by Jessica

by _Frosty_ October 15, 2020

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Sloppy Dallas

The act of giving a blowjob with dip in your mouth

Person one: I just got a sloppy Dallas last night
Person two: nice

by ArKKestral October 15, 2020

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Sloppy Dallas

Verb; a Sloppy Dallas is when you have your girl get a lip full of dip and have her give you a blowjob.

Shawn: "hey girl come give your daddy a sloppy dallas"

Beth: "sure daddy let me go get my dip can"

by Gloob324 October 15, 2020

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Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob from a girl with a fat lip of chew.

Gary: "I heard sally got that gluck gluck 3000"
Jim: "Ya she gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night. Best nicotine high of my life"

by GluckMaster October 15, 2020

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The Dallas dilemma is a paradox in decision analysis in which two viable options compete in a dynamic probability to produce the optimal outcome. The Dallas dilemma is set up in such a way that decision-makers are unable to make rational choices for their best interests, due to ever-changing, uncontrollable policy variables and ultimately yield to institutional bureaucracy.

Should I take the Dallas flight or just stay? You never know where you would make it! What a Dallas dilemma.

by Guazi January 12, 2021

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