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sloppy dallas

A sloppy dallas is a blow job with a mouth full of dip
dude my girl gave me a sloppy dallas last night looked like grass clippings on my shaft
by sherlock_ October 27, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

Blowjob with dip in someone's mouth.
by Nerdland October 27, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

When a girl packs a lip full of dip and starts to suck your dick.
Man Jessica gave me the best sloppy Dallas last night
Really?!!
by The Creator of this word October 29, 2020
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Dallas

Dallas is a awesome person. She is kind and sweet and will stick by you if she loves you. She is an amazing singer and not such a great dancer. She is awesome!
Dallas is so cool!
by coocoobear863 January 5, 2021
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Dallas Driver

When someone hooks your asshole with two or more fingers and picks you up. Also known as a “wet hand wedgie”
Uncle Sasser keeps giving out Dallas Drivers
by Tister January 11, 2021
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Dallas Dilemma

The Dallas dilemma is a paradox in decision analysis in which two viable options compete in a dynamic probability to produce the optimal outcome. The Dallas dilemma is set up in such a way that decision-makers are unable to make rational choices for their best interests, due to ever-changing, uncontrollable policy variables and ultimately yield to institutional bureaucracy.
Should I take the Dallas flight or just stay? You never know where you would make it! What a Dallas dilemma.
by Guazi January 12, 2021
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Johnny Dallas

A fuck boy type of motherfucker who

is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.
1) This square-toed boot having, Johnny Dallas ass motherfucker is such a fuck head.

2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.

3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.
by GnarcJohn January 26, 2021
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