Baby Dinosaur Stretches

Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.

"I always do my baby dinosaur stretches before getting out of bed."

by Bartizan February 27, 2015

whales and the dinosaurs

When you want to fuck with your kids about the birds and the bees

"I know everything about the birds and the bees!"
"Well have you heard about the whales and the dinosaurs?"

by awdaefrg January 15, 2017

Dinosaur

A person who is old.

"My grandma has lived for so long!"
"She's such a dinosaur."

by madness03 April 3, 2016

Dinosaur on life support

An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).

"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."

by AK Ramirez April 10, 2016

Grandma's Pink Dinosaur

A euphemism for your granddaddy's dick

"Grandma's Pink Dinosaur" has definitely gotta be euphemism for something...
Yeah its gotta be your your grandpa's dick

by GrandmasPinkDinosaur November 10, 2019

Dinosaur

An angry chicken nugget

I’m a dinosaur

by Angry chicken nugget March 25, 2019

minh the dinosaur

Gay guy who eats a lot of pp. Apparently likes anal. Watches a lot of Fortnite videos and memes. Not hunky, not strong but asian, plain asian. Wears a gray jacket everyday and can’t get a 6:00 mile only a 20:23

“hey have you seen minh the dinosaur ?” “eww wtf that guy? I heard he sucks at fortnite!”

by trxshkxds May 28, 2019