Crusty Sausage

When a male masturbates and ejaculates and intentionally allows the semen drip down the penis and does not make an attempt to clean up. Resulting in a dry shriveled semen-flaked penis.

Jake: Bro I was jerking off last night. Ejaculated and created the most disgusting Crusty Sausage.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.

by EnigmaActivate February 15, 2017

crusty nut

A long lost tissue or any tissue-like object used for sanitizing male genitalia after ejaculating

Davon cleaned his whole room after discovering that his mom plans to clean the whole house. He was aware that crusty nuts might be discovered in the process.

by StanLied March 12, 2017

Crusty pete

Generally a dusty butt from the mid missouri region. Tends to say dumb Shit at inappropriate times. Professional Shit bum. Normally Carrys the Petree name.

That dumb bitch Crusty Pete needs to jump off a bridge.

by 816Jerm January 3, 2017

lookin crusty

looking fly, excellent style, clean.

damn bro you got the new jordans? you be lookin crusty as fuck.

holy fuck that gucci jacket lookin crusty, where you get it.

by Bigtytinkus November 2, 2021

Crusty Toenail

A person who smells

or is very rude

''Look at timmy over there he is a very Crusty Toenail dont you agree?''

by BleedingEars August 15, 2021

crusty lasagna

The act of jacking off on her bush and letting it dry then picking out the flakes later

Gave that bitch a crusty lasagna lastnight

by #Teameverhard August 27, 2021

Crusty hosebag

A dirty ho that dont take a shower

Man the crusty hosebag sure do stank

by Spfld Rat Mark December 17, 2011