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Crusty Fiend

1. One who is filthy, grimy, and fiends for an object(s); possesing a strong desire for drugs, money, any sort of vice or source of pleasure.

2. To be described as a fiend one must be both crust covered and fiendly beyond normal human levels of fiendliness or crustendom.
Child: Hey look at that guy over there; he is really strange.

Mom: Son watch out for crusty fiends like that; they can be dangerous.
by Phyllis Brownwood September 13, 2010
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Crusty Sausage

When a male masturbates and ejaculates and intentionally allows the semen drip down the penis and does not make an attempt to clean up. Resulting in a dry shriveled semen-flaked penis.
Jake: Bro I was jerking off last night. Ejaculated and created the most disgusting Crusty Sausage.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.
by EnigmaActivate February 15, 2017
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Lil Crusty

A extravagant rapper who is know for his sick beats and flowing lyrics. He is the utmost important human on earth and is like Biggie Cheese (R.I.P.)
Yo Mama- "Lil Crusty is epic"
Me- "Follow him on Soundcloud!"
by maddogism February 1, 2022
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Crusty Rage

Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.
Definition 1: I called this nasty white a bitch, and she pulled a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Definition 2: Rust Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.
by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021
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Crusty pancake

noun: when you ejaculate on your partner's stomach, touch bellies and fall asleep together.
Guy 1: "My girl and I made a crusty pancake last night."
Guy 2: "Nice."
by McCalzone September 3, 2020
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crusty venture

A sexual act when you ejaculate on a woman’s vagina, let it dry and crust over, then proceed too eat her out when the semen has dried
Babe wanna have a crusty venture?
by CrustiBoi February 22, 2022
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Crusty pete

Generally a dusty butt from the mid missouri region. Tends to say dumb Shit at inappropriate times. Professional Shit bum. Normally Carrys the Petree name.
That dumb bitch Crusty Pete needs to jump off a bridge.
by 816Jerm January 3, 2017
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