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crusty oreo

When you nut in a Chips Ahoy and top it with another Chips Ahoy, making a crusty sandwich with a creamy feeling.
Y'know, I could go for something salty-sweet, like a crusty oreo.
by SaltyOldSailor October 23, 2020
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Crusty rudder

A "crusty rudder," not to be confused with a Dutch rudder, describes the sexual act of a male squatting on a female and farting with enough force to produce an audible sound and send tremors through the female's face. In most cases the female contracts conjunctivitis.
Pharmasist: "Kirsten, how may I help you?"
Kirsten: "I need antibiotics for my conjunctivitis."
Pharmasist: "Oh dear! How did this happen, again!?"
Kirsten: "You know how Chris likes those crusty rudder sessions..."
by daniel wolff September 25, 2011
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Crusty Sausage

When a male masturbates and ejaculates and intentionally allows the semen drip down the penis and does not make an attempt to clean up. Resulting in a dry shriveled semen-flaked penis.
Jake: Bro I was jerking off last night. Ejaculated and created the most disgusting Crusty Sausage.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.
by EnigmaActivate February 15, 2017
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Crusty Keith

After having anal sex with an old woman, she shits on your dick and then sucks it off. (Not to be confused with the Moist Keith when its a young woman.)
Eric: Dude, your mom's breath smells like shit!

Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.
by hobojoe017 December 3, 2011
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Lil Crusty

A extravagant rapper who is know for his sick beats and flowing lyrics. He is the utmost important human on earth and is like Biggie Cheese (R.I.P.)
Yo Mama- "Lil Crusty is epic"
Me- "Follow him on Soundcloud!"
by maddogism February 1, 2022
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Crusty Rage

Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.
Definition 1: I called this nasty white a bitch, and she pulled a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Definition 2: Rust Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.
by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021
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Crusty Snatch

Crusty being, well crusty...bread crumbs sticking to the thiccc thighs, and snatch being another word for pussy (vagina).
That girl had a damn thick crusty snatch on her
by CatFeces_Burglar January 3, 2019
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