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Munching the crunchy

Licking the crusty parts of the pussy after missionary
by Jerrythepedofile June 17, 2021
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slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy

is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down
guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays
by slumpybumpy April 16, 2024
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the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024
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