Cripism

Religion of the Crips ♿

Crip: Cripism for life

by Indian Keef November 30, 2020

Brummie Crippler

A person with a manhood so large, that they actually cripple those who come into contact with it. Name originates from a famous Birmingham lad who has destroyed three woman and left them all paralysed by his girth.

Abby 'So you're going out with Sam, heard he's a big boy!'
Louise 'Tell me about it! He's a Brummie Crippler... I could barely walk for a week'

by duckfromyork August 21, 2010

Shit-Crippled

The inability to take a poop due to one's current circumstances.

"I go to take a poop and after sitting in the stall I hear a little kid talking to his mom. I was completely shit-crippled for like 10 minutes untill they left.

by Thunderbeard June 1, 2013

Bloody Crip

A Bloody Crip is somebody who is representing both the bloods and the crips usually wearing both the color blue and red

" this nigga is a Bloody Crip"
"yeah,let's beat his ass"

by Ejajji May 13, 2016

crimp

Used in conjunction with a description of having just been to the toilet, or in the process of going to the toilet

I'm gonna go crimp off a length
I just crimped off a massive length
Just let me go crimp off a length first

by Nathan C March 27, 2003

crip whistle

A whistle sounding like a bird call used by members of the Crips. Like other elements of gang culture, it is popular with non-gang members because it sounds "cool".
In contrast, the Bloods have "brrrrat" and "BLAT", both onomotapoeia of gunshot noises. The Crips also have "clat" or "ccclat", which are also supposed to sound like gunshots.

A young black male was shot down in the hallways of a high school after he gave a high-pitched whistle which was misheard as a gang call, the Crip whistle.

by skndlkrft August 30, 2007

crippled johnny

When ones dick is overworked to the point that they cant get an erection.

Stephen gets crippled johnny's with his fag partners.

by Jack M May 4, 2003