tank your crank

A phrased used to politely tell a cranky jack ass to shut the hell up or to contain their bad mood.

Person One: Hey man do you want a pickel?

Person Two: What the hell man, you know i hate pickels, why would you even offer me one you asshole!

Person One: Whoooaa there buddy, tank your crank!

by Breanne Kuhnhausen February 20, 2009

yank my crank

To Masturbate; or jerk someone off

Tom asked Shawn to yank my crank

by Bigdaddyln July 11, 2006

crank dat robocop

To have rough sex with a girl and have alot of stamina in doing so. Referencing "robocop" from the movie, this would suggest that the person in question is a "machine" in bed by "cranking dat robocop".
Even though robocop's manhood is constantly called into question, the saying rolls off the tongue quite nicely and sounds pretty kick-ass

"Then watch me crank dat robocop" - Souljah boy: Crank dat

I fully cranked dat robocop on this bitch last night, she couldn't walk straight the next day

by Kallum October 23, 2007

Crank Dat Roosevelt

A Roosevelt is a dime piece (a fine ass ho)...So 2 "crank dat Roosevelt" means 2 tear that dime piece up...For you country folk, that's means 2 have sexual intercourse with an attraictive young lady (that's not related 2 you)!!!

You gonna take her home tonight??? Hell ya, I'm gonna crank dat Roosevelt!!!

by AlvinKiki October 30, 2007

cranking the birch tree

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.

I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.

by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009

Cranks my bolts

When a girl is extremely attractive.

That girl cranks my bolts.

by Wes018 August 1, 2019

crank ass bitch

"Crank ass bitch" "Crank" (N) A term use to describe a female who is having sexual actions with numerous men in a very short time spam.

She's been having sex with the whole state of Maryland, she's definitely a "crank ass bitch!" "Crank ass bitch" "Crank" (N) A term used to describe a female who is having sex with numerous men in a very short time spam.

by Cranksbetrippin July 23, 2016