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Chocolate covered rod

When you have anal sex with a girl right after they take a dumb and when you take your penis out, the girl licks the poop off of it.
Last night Jenny had a chocolate covered rod!

After i banged her in the ass, i made her like my chocolate covered rod!
by Halasheek Muhhammad October 8, 2009
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Cover Fap

When you are doing something bad or illegal in your room, masturbating very loudly so the people in the next room won't come in.
Oh man I just smoked so much weed.

Crap my parents are home! Better do a cover fap so they don't come in
by PintSizeSlash3r April 15, 2011
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cream covered chocolate cherry

When one bangs his lover on her period. Before he climax's he pulls out and inserts in anal cavity for exploison. Once cream is detonated he pulls out and lover sucks the cream covered chocolate cherry off the penis.
She gave me a cream covered chocolate cherry for my birthday! or should you say i gave her a cream covered chocolate cherry.
by cash banks May 17, 2011
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sneeze and cover

When giving a blow job, the girl stops and sneezes as the guy ejaculates simultaneously shooting his load across the room.
Becky: So, what's this stain on the wall?

Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.
by pnutbutta May 28, 2011
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covered patio

The abundance of fat which covers obese people's genitalia by either protruding a great distance from their body, or by hanging over their private areas.
"That man's covered patio is completely enveloping his dick"
by $$$~~~mizz_preshus~~~$$$ May 17, 2010
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Ass- Coverers

noun: Any type of draws that cover the ass (this includes high/french-cut panties, bikinis, breifs, boxer breifs, and boxers).
Yo, how this bitch gonna wear ass-coverers under her white pants?
by Mike's Wifey May 16, 2005
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cover smother

To destroy an original song by producing a poor quality cover version of it, i.e., "smothering" the original song.
1: That Eric Clapton band did a cover smother of Layla, it made my eardrums bleed.

2: Not another electronica dance cover smother of a Muse song!
by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008
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