boatloads of shit
my homie had a load of swamp ass and came home n pulled off his trousers and low and behold he was covered in shit stains
by chodebitch555 March 11, 2022
Get the covered in shit stainsmug. A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.
I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.
by anonymous September 10, 2020
Get the Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanketmug. do things in a way that will prevent people from blaming or criticizing you.
you do something in order to protect yourself, for example against criticism or against accusations of doing something wrong
you do something in order to protect yourself, for example against criticism or against accusations of doing something wrong
by Liyaaa16 May 22, 2025
Get the Cover Facemug. When you are doing something bad or illegal in your room, masturbating very loudly so the people in the next room won't come in.
Oh man I just smoked so much weed.
Crap my parents are home! Better do a cover fap so they don't come in
Crap my parents are home! Better do a cover fap so they don't come in
by PintSizeSlash3r April 15, 2011
Get the Cover Fapmug. noun: Any type of draws that cover the ass (this includes high/french-cut panties, bikinis, breifs, boxer breifs, and boxers).
by Mike's Wifey May 16, 2005
Get the Ass- Coverersmug. by Leak My Nut February 8, 2021
Get the Manhole Covermug. 
Get the Cover You In Honeymug.