apple computer

A computer-like object that tries to pretend that it is a PC. Instead, it is just an electronic toy controlled by a mouse with only one button. Disgraceful! Commonly referred to as a Macintrash, Crapintosh, or Macintrash (because of Macintosh apples, of course).

In elementary school, before we learned what real computers were, we thought apple computers were very technologically advanced.

by Brubaker July 7, 2003

Computer Nazi

A School Network Administrator that is in charge of enforcing the school's internet policy. Their assistants include the Computer Gestapo, which monitor the computers and network activity in individual buildings, and the Computer Luftwaffe, which shoots down every attempt to bypass website blockers and monitoring software.

Student 1: Man, why in the hell is Fox sports blocked????

Student 2: Fuckin' computer Nazis man.

by WCCTC November 12, 2010

apple computer

The premier computer platform used by top multimedia professionals. Hacks and mindless drones in cubicles use PCs.

Damn... I wish I had some talent, then I would have an excuse to buy an Apple Computer.

by Mac Daddy August 28, 2003

apple computer

"DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use wordwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form."

--- New York Times, November 26, 1991

apple is a real company, unlike micro$oft.

by teh_applegoddess July 13, 2003

computer

how a majority of the people who post on here get dates.

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by u smell like diareha August 12, 2004

computer tumour

computer add on's. Such as: external hardrives, flashdrives, usb accesories, etc.

woah man, get rid of some of those computer tumours!

by colin magee January 18, 2008

computer stupid

sumbody who dont know shit about computers

CODAY: that dont mean shit to me
CODAY: lol i am really computer stupid
CODAY: why dont you just d.l it your self
CODAY: but i can suck a mean dick tho!

by soma town May 10, 2008