1. Noun/Verb. The feeling or state after the consumption of massive amount of carbs (ex. pizza, cake, pasta) resulting in desire to cuddle, snuggle, and/or contort into the fetal position. The person experiencing said coma will often be accompanied by a pillow or a friend, partner, or companion also experiencing the phenomenon.
"Yo dude, where's Dave?"
"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."
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"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."
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by ltstlkbtspcshps August 17, 2011
Get the Carb Coma Cuddle mug.Slang for the k-hole, also known as the k hole. An enraptured state of retardation often mistaken for enlightenment by the habitual abusers of ketamine, a dissociative anesthetic that incapacitates users' higher level thinking skills in exchange for disembodied hallucinations.
Arctor hoovered the donkey dust and nestled into the recliner to spend the day in a rainbow coma. He thought he was god. His mind swallowed the universe like a corn dog, turning it inside out and twisting it beyond comprehension.
Much later Arctor realized we was just on the short bus of schizo-solipsism... again. Why's it so fun to be dumb? he muttered, kneeling again to hoover a fresh rail of kittens.
Much later Arctor realized we was just on the short bus of schizo-solipsism... again. Why's it so fun to be dumb? he muttered, kneeling again to hoover a fresh rail of kittens.
by rainbow coma June 3, 2010
Get the rainbow coma mug.A sudden yet usually short term condition when a man gets a woman, starts living with her immediately, then abandons all friends and old realities for weeks at a time to spend all time and energy with his woman. Symptoms include not paying rent at the old place, not responding to phone contacts, going off the grid, and true douchebaggary.
Ronny started dating a bartender getting pussy and drinks for free then went into a pussy coma. Doesn't answer his phone, doesn't sleep in his room, stopped paying rent - turned into a real ducheburger.
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Get the Camaro mug.The type of raw gritty sex typically between at least one trailer trash partner who is as equally unhygienic as they are kinky. The type of sex that requires a safe word and a fire extinguisher. Aptly named for the pretentious and unmuffled imagery that only a Chevy Camaro with rusty fender edges can invoke.
Dude, I had Camaro sex with this girl and her mother yesterday and it was great except for the broken air conditioner and the combined stink of mixed ass sweat !
by samgolf July 14, 2012
Get the Camaro Sex mug.a car that is a perfect for new drivers it is fuel effient and is fast and resonable priced now that what people all ages like and is also very easy to matain the parts are cheap and they are very easy to find and it can kick a mustang ass anyday even with just a simple exuast change and also has alot of engine chioces from a v6 3.6 to a 5.7 v8 corvette like engine take that ricers
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Get the camaro mug.More proof that American Muscle is coming back and that Japanese cars are dying. 400 hp and its looks are better than any Honda/Toyota/whatever pile of shit car that "gangstas" like to rice
A photoshopped "Firebird concept" looks similar to it
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