gay coconut

a friend that is a coconut and sucks at everything

my friend Justin is a gay coconut

by Justin's friend March 14, 2019

coconut milk

female ejaculatory fluid;unlike cow's milk, it is semi-transparent.Arrives in 4 flavours, like lemon juice, or sugar, or vinegar, or toffee.Usually multiple squirts, can total 1/4 cup (far more than semen).All flavours taste good. This is not urine;it comes from glands in the urinary tract just upstream of the clitoris. A wondrous event for any man to experience.

I was licking her clitoris when suddenly without warning she deposited coconut milk all over my beard.

by John R. December 4, 2003

Colon Debris

Something blocking your colon or lack thereof.

"Man, After those nachos, I have some serious Colon Debris."
"Gross..."

by Prototypical Non-Conformist November 28, 2007

coconuted

1. the act of applying coconut body shop lotion to your legs
(and telling people)

Chels: I just coconuted my legs
Phil: coconuted is not a word
Nat: yes it is. cus i just coconuted my legs too.
Chels: now we have silky smooth coconuted legs.

by ..chels..arr.. May 5, 2005

Colon Explorer

First heard as an innuendo in BBC comedy series 'The Mighty Boosh', a 'Colon Explorer' is an expression of someone who is homosexual.

"That Howard Moon is a right colon explorer".

by The Delta Bandit July 22, 2006

cojones

n, pl: The testicles (vulgar slang). The word is of Spanish origin

You got some cojones talking to me like that, amigo...want me to break your face for you?

by Cojones August 11, 2003

Colona

A small shitty town full of trailer trash and pot heads. Known to the younger crowd as "C-Town" You're next door neighbor is most likely a child predator and you probably spend most weekends getting drunk or high in your friends basement. There is absolutley nothing in this shithole of a town! If you currently live here. Leave.. Now!

Fuck Colona. There's nothing to do here!

by T SMALLS March 7, 2009