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Enema cocktail

The act of inserting a beer bong into a woman’s anus, then the man proceeds to piss, cum, and finally pour a tall boy in the beer bong to wash it all down.
Man 1: “What are you up to tonight?”
Man 2: “I think I’m gonna give my girl an enema cocktail.”
Man 1: “Nice bro, you can borrow my beer bong!”
by Tatoon April 26, 2020
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Canadian Cocktail

cannabis and cocaine

some wise guy told me this long time ago.
Sorry babe, bank's closed, lets go for a Canadian cocktail instead.

I prefer cocopuffs myself.

-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)
by mkicrattzzi vs deep dish February 28, 2022
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kleenex cocktail

The instance in which a man (or men) sneeze and ejaculate into a tissue in no particular order and place the tissue into a stranger's alcoholic drink, to therefore create the Kleenex Cocktail.
Bill: "Yo I've got this used tissue here."
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"
by Sweggy Zack June 20, 2014
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Porn Cocktail

(N.) A glass of ejaculate.
Nicole drank a porn cocktail last night after I filled the glass!
by Vlnvlavclmkr247 November 17, 2019
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Vampire cocktail

A woman's soaked, clotted and bloody tampon that's perfect to quench the thirst for blood. Exclusively sold on Ebays dark market.
Dude I bought myself a vampire cocktail. Just need something to suck on...
by Valkyrie87 July 13, 2021
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Phone Cocktail

When you can't have a drink with a friend in person, so you each make one and call instead.
Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!
by sneaky1 April 3, 2009
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basic bitch cocktail

Vodka soda with a splash of cran
Karen always goes to the bar and she orders the same drink as her girlfriends a basic bitch cocktail
by Daniel Galloway December 14, 2021
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