(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.
Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025
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While Yanking and Tearing at his cock, Tom realized he was about to ejaculate. Without a sock, and no desire to soil his tummy with semen, Tom turned to his glass of ice water and plunged his member in for discharge. As his mind cleared following this elation, Tom was reminded of the great Coach Calhoun and that time he was dunked in the water tank
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While Yanking and Tearing at his cock, Tom realized he was about to ejaculate. Without a sock, and no desire to soil his tummy with semen, Tom turned to his glass of ice water and plunged his member in for discharge. As his mind cleared following this elation, Tom was reminded of the great Coach Calhoun and that time he was dunked in the water tank
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