PS3 Exclusive content

A joke: more accurately towards xbox for being awesome.

Guy 1: Dude did you here i have halo and a motion sensor thats not a big purple dildo.

Fag: Oh yeah well i am gay and own a PS3 with no decent exclusive games and mostly asian shit that makes no sense...but we...uhhh we umm...we get ps3 exclusive content for Assassins creed.

Guy 1: well ok, im just gonna go over here and be hetro

by The Oracle of Sgt Rhubarb January 3, 2011

pissing contest

when one enters a public restroom to find all the urinals are being occupied

"What's going on in here? Is this some sort of pissing contest?"

by bakerd812 October 29, 2004

c note

an acceptable payment for a lapdance or services from a woman-of-low-morales.

matt dropped a c note on his skank after she gave him a qwikie

by Kben October 26, 2005

tea guzzling contest

A pissing contest among mathematicians.

Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!

Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.

by John January 13, 2009

Conted

1) being completely intoxicated by any number of methods

2)To be unlucky

1) I was completely fuckin conted last nite

2) My girlfriend has run away with the milman... conted!!!

by Trout December 3, 2003

Contemplate

A three sided square

How tf you ain’t know what a three sided square is cmon big brain it’s a contemplate

by Grandma pantys April 30, 2019

C Note

1. one who can make anybody laugh, has a sexy bod, works in a grocery store, and is the freshest rapper around
2. an angel; thoughtful, passionate, dedicated
3. the one and only able to capture the J Bird

"The first time I met C Note he was talking about a wet nap. He had me in tears I was laughing so hard."

by lady gaucho February 4, 2010